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▲如果有钱也是一种错,那我情愿一错再错。

▲娶老婆应是娶小绍,交朋友应是令弧冲,做男儿最好做乔峰,出来混还得韦小宝。

▲废话是人际关系的第一句。

▲禽兽尚且有半点怜悯之心,而我一点也没有,所以我不是禽兽。

▲兄弟我先抛块砖,有玉米的尽管砸过来。

▲偷一个人的主意是剽窃,偷很多人的主意是研究。

▲原以为自己挺恶的,认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。

▲俺从不写错字,但俺写通假字。

▲智力测验就是要看到底笨到什么程度。

▲我不会眼睁地看着你往火坑里跳,我会闭上眼睛的。

▲俗话说:你笑,全世界都跟着你笑;你哭,全世界只有你一个人哭。

▲我一生中最后悔的事就是现在写信给你。

▲我想当皇帝,怕罗嗦;想当官,怕事多;想吃饭,怕刷锅;真想揍你一顿,怕惹祸。

▲不是我不小心,而是我故意的。

▲一个人犯错误并不难,难的事一辈子只犯错误,从不改正。

▲人生在世无非是让别人笑笑,偶尔笑笑别人。

▲铁饭碗的真正含义不是在一个地方有饭吃,而是一辈子到哪儿都有饭吃。

▲你再说俺是坏人,俺用药水药死你!
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只看该作者 2 发表于: 2005-04-28
什么东西,去了大半个屏啊
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只看该作者 3 发表于: 2005-04-28
是女人……
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只看该作者 4 发表于: 2005-04-28
呵呵 看过之后觉得还不错呵呵~~!!满好的~~!!

恭喜楼上已经突破你的第一个目标300~~~!!!哈哈
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只看该作者 5 发表于: 2005-04-28
goforsnow
恭喜你呵呵,,小宝突然出现~~!!只好从发`~~!!
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只看该作者 6 发表于: 2005-04-29
呵呵,路过,看看。
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只看该作者 7 发表于: 2005-04-30
为什么小宝突然出现要从发啊
是小宝有什么特异功能吗
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只看该作者 8 发表于: 2005-05-03
恭喜楼上已经突破你的第一个目标300

这个话是给goforsnow的
不过小宝突然出现 在楼上了嘛呵呵~~!!
明白了??
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