我是怎样做上斑竹的呢?说来话长.......
某天,在网上闲逛的我
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听说灌水是很好玩的事,就高高兴兴的跑去灌水
进去一看,哇,好多美女啊
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就先注册个名字—————老虎
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哈哈,我也可以灌水了
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刚发了几个帖子
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就有个自称是斑猪的家伙过来
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对我恶狠狠地说
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之后又有几个家伙轮流把我打的死去活来
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我奉上兜里的钱
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还有个pl妹妹为我求情
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才没被打死
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我感动的流下了热泪
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海誓山盟要报答她一辈子
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她却告诉我,已经有了心上人
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郁闷至极
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万念俱灰,跳涯自杀
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天不亡我,没摔死
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还捡到一本灌水人士梦寐以求的最高武功心法
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我喜笑颜开
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从此我也会灌水了
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并获得了灌水许可证
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虽然开始我是个婴儿
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但是我听说:
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所以我上班时灌水
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上下班路上灌水
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回家灌水
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睡觉时灌水
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甚至上厕所时也灌水
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虽然有时很困
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但是为了灌水事业,我全然不顾了自己的身体
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平时我紧密地团结在版主周围
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总是面带微笑
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对每个人都很客气
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总是夸奖别人
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没过多久,我就和他们混的很熟
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大家都对我零眼看待
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最终推举我做了斑竹
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